Monday, January 14, 2008

Gone Fishing

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Applogies for any inconvenience.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

The Mule

I do so understand that I have been a lazy, useless lump on the blogging front, and so to make up for it, this post was going to be filled with deliciously insane laws from the book of weird facts a friend sent me for Christmas. However, I can't find the book. I suspect it's hidden under a pile of wreckage, as my house is currently looks like a bomb has hit it. So instead, you get to hear another boring post about my seemingly chaotic life; enjoy.

This morning, while chatting on the telephone to my aunt about (ironically) how hopeless our telephone provider is, I glanced out the window to see this stowaway in with my horses:

A festering.goddamn.donkey. I've herded the beast into the cattle yards and plan on calling animal services in the morning.

In other news, I do plan on picking up my act with this blog. I promise interesting, thought-provoking, witty posts are just around the corner. Now if I could only figure out which corner...

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

Happy New Year!

Wishing you all the health, wealth and happiness you could ever wish for and more this year.

So sorry I haven't posted lately, been too busy wrapped up in the party season!

Hope you're all well and not nursing too serious hangovers.