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The Mule

I do so understand that I have been a lazy, useless lump on the blogging front, and so to make up for it, this post was going to be filled with deliciously insane laws from the book of weird facts a friend sent me for Christmas. However, I can't find the book. I suspect it's hidden under a pile of wreckage, as my house is currently looks like a bomb has hit it. So instead, you get to hear another boring post about my seemingly chaotic life; enjoy.

This morning, while chatting on the telephone to my aunt about (ironically) how hopeless our telephone provider is, I glanced out the window to see this stowaway in with my horses:

A festering.goddamn.donkey. I've herded the beast into the cattle yards and plan on calling animal services in the morning.

In other news, I do plan on picking up my act with this blog. I promise interesting, thought-provoking, witty posts are just around the corner. Now if I could only figure out which corner...

Happy New Year!

Wishing you all the health, wealth and happiness you could ever wish for and more this year.

So sorry I haven't posted lately, been too busy wrapped up in the party season!

Hope you're all well and not nursing too serious hangovers.

Happy Holidays!

I won't be around to blog tomorrow so Merry Christmas to you all in advance. Here's hoping you all have safe and happy holidays. Try not to kill the rellies.

As for me, I'll be sitting in the pool sipping apple martinis and thanking the jolly fat man for sending the children enough plastic euphoria to keep them entertained all day. Cheers!

Barry B. Benson

So this morning I took Bree to see 'Bee Movie'. It was absolutely fantastic! Bree asked to leave halfway through, but I think the jokes were a bit over her head. I however, enjoyed it immensly, and by the end i think Bree began to appreciate the child-safe storyline.

In other news, after reading this post, I've decided to turn off word verification. To be honest, I'm not sure why I had it on in the first place!

Jingle Bells And Attempted Murder

Just got home (finally) from the very long, very stressful shoot. The photographer/agent turned up hungover to the nines, which resulted in much snapping and me struggling to keep my knife-hand away from him. It's good to be back but won't be going home for another few days as he chose to wait until the last minute to inform me that I have a meeting/interview on Saturday. So just a note to the folks back home, I won't be back until late Saturday.

Is everyone ready for Christmas? I haven't finished my shopping but not sure I could handle the crowds this time of year. Perhaps I should fork out the extra and do my last minute shopping online. Luckily, this year our family christmas get-together is on the 30th, so I can hit the after Christmas sales for most of the gifts.

Seeing as I have tomorrow free, I was thinking of taking my young cousin Bree to see Jerry Seinfeld's 'Bee Movie'. Have any readers seen it? Please comment to let me know if it's worthwhile!

Right, must bugger off as I have limited net time until I get home. Hope everyone is well!

Procrastination

Quick quote as I am dashing around the house getting ready to go to Newcastle for a photoshoot.

"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do." - Benjamin Franklin.

Came across this earlier and thought it was brilliant.

Must run, see you all thursday!